KenFuny
2004-05-01 22:51:12 UTC
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Nuns -- having fun
It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest
at the local Catholic Church to ask for the weekend
off. They argued back and forth for a few minutes.
Finally, the priest agreed to let them leave
the convent for the weekend. "However", he said,
"as soon as you get back Monday morning I want
you to confess to me what you did over the weekend."
The four nuns agree, and run off.
Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The
first nun goes to the priest and says, "Forgive
me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks,
"What did you do, Sister?" She replies, "I watched
an R-rated movie." The priest looks up at heaven
for a few seconds, then replies, "You are forgiven.
Go and drink the holy water." The first nun leaves,
and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly
under her breath.
The second nun then goes up to the priest and
says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest replies, "OK, what happened?" She
says, "I was driving my brother's car down the
street in front of his house, and I hit a neighborÂ’s
dog and killed it. "The priest looks up to heaven
for half a minute, then says, "You are forgiven.
Go and drink the holy water." The second nun
goes out. By this time, the fourth nun is laughing
quite audibly.
Then the third nun walks to the priest and
says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest asks, "Out with it. What did you do?"
She says, "Last night, I ran naked up and down
Main Street." The priest looks up at heaven for
a full five minutes before responding, "God forgives
you. Go and drink the holy water." She leaves.
The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing
so hard tears run down her cheeks.
The priest asks her, "OK. What did you do that
was so bloody funny?"
The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy
water..."
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Nuns -- having fun
It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest
at the local Catholic Church to ask for the weekend
off. They argued back and forth for a few minutes.
Finally, the priest agreed to let them leave
the convent for the weekend. "However", he said,
"as soon as you get back Monday morning I want
you to confess to me what you did over the weekend."
The four nuns agree, and run off.
Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The
first nun goes to the priest and says, "Forgive
me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks,
"What did you do, Sister?" She replies, "I watched
an R-rated movie." The priest looks up at heaven
for a few seconds, then replies, "You are forgiven.
Go and drink the holy water." The first nun leaves,
and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly
under her breath.
The second nun then goes up to the priest and
says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest replies, "OK, what happened?" She
says, "I was driving my brother's car down the
street in front of his house, and I hit a neighborÂ’s
dog and killed it. "The priest looks up to heaven
for half a minute, then says, "You are forgiven.
Go and drink the holy water." The second nun
goes out. By this time, the fourth nun is laughing
quite audibly.
Then the third nun walks to the priest and
says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest asks, "Out with it. What did you do?"
She says, "Last night, I ran naked up and down
Main Street." The priest looks up at heaven for
a full five minutes before responding, "God forgives
you. Go and drink the holy water." She leaves.
The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing
so hard tears run down her cheeks.
The priest asks her, "OK. What did you do that
was so bloody funny?"
The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy
water..."