Sometimes you need to listen

[Captain Electrified]

Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the
school playground and go into the woods. Curious,
he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so
exciting that he could not contain himself as he
ran home and started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to
look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny,
this is such an interesting story, suppose you save
the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the
look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to
tell his story. Johnny started his story about the
car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt Jane
laying down on the back seat. Then Aunt Jane and
Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and
Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
before you interrupt.

--
Larry

Tampa FL

[Jesus]

On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 21:39:17 GMT, "Captain Electrified"

Post by Captain Electrified
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the
school playground and go into the woods. Curious,
he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so
exciting that he could not contain himself as he
ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to
look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny,
this is such an interesting story, suppose you save
the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the
look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to
tell his story. Johnny started his story about the
car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt Jane
laying down on the back seat. Then Aunt Jane and
Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and
Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
before you interrupt.

I'm going to increase your voltage.

[Captain Electrified]

Thank you Jesus! Thank You!

Post by Jesus
On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 21:39:17 GMT, "Captain Electrified"

Post by Captain Electrified
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the
school playground and go into the woods. Curious,
he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so
exciting that he could not contain himself as he
ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to
look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny,
this is such an interesting story, suppose you save
the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the
look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to
tell his story. Johnny started his story about the
car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt Jane
laying down on the back seat. Then Aunt Jane and
Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and
Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
before you interrupt.

I'm going to increase your voltage.
--
Be smart, do as I say - it will save your soul.
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http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
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[Jesus]

On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 03:44:33 GMT, "Captain Electrified"

Post by Captain Electrified

Post by Jesus
I'm going to increase your voltage.

Thank you Jesus! Thank You!

thank me later.

[Celtic Ferret]

Mark your jokes OT Humor for those who aren't looking for a good laugh

KG

Post by Captain Electrified
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the
school playground and go into the woods. Curious,
he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so
exciting that he could not contain himself as he
ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to
look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny,
this is such an interesting story, suppose you save
the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the
look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to
tell his story. Johnny started his story about the
car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt Jane
laying down on the back seat. Then Aunt Jane and
Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and
Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
before you interrupt.
--
Larry
Tampa FL

[Timbo]

Post by Celtic Ferret
Mark your jokes OT Humor for those who aren't looking for a good laugh

Or just post them in a group marked "humor" with
no crosspost.

Trust me, we know where to find them.


Anything else just demonstrates you're a shithead.