Anon E Mouse
2006-03-28 08:45:50 UTC
Some Humor for you from The Peter Files Blog of Comedy, Satire and
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Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said ³I¹d like a
steak and kidney pie and a Coke please² so the barman took his order and
the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The
panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.
All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a gun from the
depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter.
The barman came over and said ³Wha.. wh.. You just shot my friend!!!²
The panda calmly replied ³Do you know what I am?²
³Why yes,² the barman answered. ³You¹re a panda.²
³Good,² the panda nodded ³Now go home and look up panda¹ in the
dictionary.² And with that, the panda walked out of the bar.
The barman was unsure, however he was very eager to be enlighted on the
subject of his friend¹s murder, so he went home to find his dictionary.
After a while, he found panda¹ and quickly read the definition:
PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.
Just thought you would like a joke with a little Pandamonium built in.
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Dick Cheney in a Bar
Dick Cheney walks out onto a giant quail shooting field with acres of
room to hunt tiny quail....
Dick Cheney: 1. A Vice-President to the United States. Eats shoots and
leaves, hides out for a few days, then lets someone else tell the media..
Just thought you would like a joke with a little Dicknity.
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How To Prepare Chicken
A waiter asks a man, ³May I take your order, sir?²
³Yes,² the man replies. ³I¹m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare
your chickens?²
³Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they¹re going
to die.²
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The irony is, we're the one that gets their last meal!
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Commentary
If your views are skewered today, worry not, we'll get around to
skewering the other side soon enough.
Safe for Work, Safe for Home, unless laughing so hard you roll out of
your desk chair is a problem at work.
Http://ThePeterFile.blogspot.com
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said ³I¹d like a
steak and kidney pie and a Coke please² so the barman took his order and
the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The
panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.
All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a gun from the
depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter.
The barman came over and said ³Wha.. wh.. You just shot my friend!!!²
The panda calmly replied ³Do you know what I am?²
³Why yes,² the barman answered. ³You¹re a panda.²
³Good,² the panda nodded ³Now go home and look up panda¹ in the
dictionary.² And with that, the panda walked out of the bar.
The barman was unsure, however he was very eager to be enlighted on the
subject of his friend¹s murder, so he went home to find his dictionary.
After a while, he found panda¹ and quickly read the definition:
PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.
Just thought you would like a joke with a little Pandamonium built in.
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Dick Cheney in a Bar
Dick Cheney walks out onto a giant quail shooting field with acres of
room to hunt tiny quail....
Dick Cheney: 1. A Vice-President to the United States. Eats shoots and
leaves, hides out for a few days, then lets someone else tell the media..
Just thought you would like a joke with a little Dicknity.
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How To Prepare Chicken
A waiter asks a man, ³May I take your order, sir?²
³Yes,² the man replies. ³I¹m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare
your chickens?²
³Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they¹re going
to die.²
------------------------------------------------------------------------
The irony is, we're the one that gets their last meal!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't forget to tell your friends and family about the The Peter Files
Blog of Comedy.
Our special deal this month? We're free, free, free, free, free, as the
wind blows. But not naked. No naughty bits. No stuff that should get you
trouble at work. Just the funniest stuff I can come up with.
Did you know that you can add a joke in a comment? If you do and and I
or others think its good enough I will raise it to the level of its own
post!
Just think of the fame and fortune that could be yours if a TV comedy
show notices you just like they didn't notice me yet!
So think about it, in the mean time, use the little envelope below to
forward your favorite jokes to your friend family and co-workers. You'll
be glad you did.
Peter, Chief Editor and Spell Wrecker
The Peter Files Blog of Comedy, Satire and Commentary
Http://ThePeterFiles.blogspot.com
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