Discussion:
Assassination on easter bunny
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Stefan Vogel
2006-04-17 11:04:51 UTC
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See the whole sad story now on

www.eggpeeling.com

Happy Easter, this may be the last time you were able to search for eggs :-)
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Pumba
2006-04-18 09:34:27 UTC
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Post by Stefan Vogel
See the whole sad story now on
www.eggpeeling.com
Happy Easter, this may be the last time you were able to search for eggs :-)
are you out of your frigging little mind?
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BigDaddy
2006-04-19 15:03:44 UTC
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Post by Pumba
are you out of your frigging little mind?
Drop dead.
Pumba
2006-04-19 15:55:20 UTC
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Post by BigDaddy
Post by Pumba
are you out of your frigging little mind?
Drop dead.
no.
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Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
BigDaddy
2006-04-20 15:11:43 UTC
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Post by BigDaddy
Post by Pumba
are you out of your frigging little mind?
Drop dead.
no.
Yes!
Pumba
2006-04-20 16:22:51 UTC
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Post by BigDaddy
Post by Pumba
are you out of your frigging little mind?
Drop dead.
no.
Yes!
ok.
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Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
David
2006-04-20 04:36:15 UTC
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Post by Pumba
are you out of your frigging little mind?
What mind? Never mind!
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David
At the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here". I put "Sagittarius"
Pumba
2006-04-19 21:36:04 UTC
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Post by David
Post by Pumba
are you out of your frigging little mind?
What mind? Never mind!
whose mind?
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Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
BigDaddy
2006-04-20 08:10:08 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by David
Post by Pumba
are you out of your frigging little mind?
What mind? Never mind!
whose mind?
Arguing with your reflection in the mirror as usual?
Pumba
2006-04-20 15:40:27 UTC
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Post by BigDaddy
Post by Pumba
Post by David
Post by Pumba
are you out of your frigging little mind?
What mind? Never mind!
whose mind?
Arguing with your reflection in the mirror as usual?
in case of emergency, break glass.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
BigDaddy
2006-04-20 17:54:13 UTC
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Post by Pumba
in case of emergency, break glass.
wow! that was funny indeed!
John Miller
2006-04-20 18:31:31 UTC
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Post by BigDaddy
Post by Pumba
in case of emergency, break glass.
wow! that was funny indeed!
A sample, indeed, of your wit!
But if you must keep up this shit
Please cut AJL
From you headers, cause, well,
Your prose chat's less welcome than spit
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http://www.neto.com/hardsoft
Pumba
2006-04-21 04:24:23 UTC
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Post by John Miller
Post by BigDaddy
Post by Pumba
in case of emergency, break glass.
wow! that was funny indeed!
A sample, indeed, of your wit!
But if you must keep up this shit
Please cut AJL
From you headers, cause, well,
Your prose chat's less welcome than spit
so what's your point?
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
John Miller
2006-04-21 05:46:21 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by John Miller
Post by BigDaddy
Post by Pumba
in case of emergency, break glass.
wow! that was funny indeed!
A sample, indeed, of your wit!
But if you must keep up this shit
Please cut AJL
From you headers, cause, well,
Your prose chat's less welcome than spit
so what's your point?
Ah, Pumba, you do get the point!
Even Kiwis by now shoulda loint
That even a hog
Who maintains a blog
Should know when to exit the joint!

So please don't just sit there and pout
With knuckles tucked under your snout
Just wipe up your drool
And don't be a fool
And squeal as you wend your way out.
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HARDSOFT (John Miller)
http://www.neto.com/hardsoft
Pumba
2006-04-21 06:24:13 UTC
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Post by John Miller
Post by Pumba
Post by John Miller
Post by BigDaddy
Post by Pumba
in case of emergency, break glass.
wow! that was funny indeed!
A sample, indeed, of your wit!
But if you must keep up this shit
Please cut AJL
From you headers, cause, well,
Your prose chat's less welcome than spit
so what's your point?
Ah, Pumba, you do get the point!
Even Kiwis by now shoulda loint
That even a hog
Who maintains a blog
Should know when to exit the joint!
So please don't just sit there and pout
With knuckles tucked under your snout
Just wipe up your drool
And don't be a fool
And squeal as you wend your way out.
ke?
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
ur_droll
2006-04-21 10:00:38 UTC
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Post by John Miller
Post by Pumba
Post by John Miller
Post by BigDaddy
Post by Pumba
in case of emergency, break glass.
wow! that was funny indeed!
A sample, indeed, of your wit!
But if you must keep up this shit
Please cut AJL
From you headers, cause, well,
Your prose chat's less welcome than spit
so what's your point?
Ah, Pumba, you do get the point!
Even Kiwis by now shoulda loint
That even a hog
Who maintains a blog
Should know when to exit the joint!
So please don't just sit there and pout
With knuckles tucked under your snout
Just wipe up your drool
And don't be a fool
And squeal as you wend your way out.
ke?
It's jules out of drag
Pumba
2006-04-21 15:24:36 UTC
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Post by ur_droll
Post by John Miller
Post by Pumba
Post by John Miller
Post by BigDaddy
Post by Pumba
in case of emergency, break glass.
wow! that was funny indeed!
A sample, indeed, of your wit!
But if you must keep up this shit
Please cut AJL
From you headers, cause, well,
Your prose chat's less welcome than spit
so what's your point?
Ah, Pumba, you do get the point!
Even Kiwis by now shoulda loint
That even a hog
Who maintains a blog
Should know when to exit the joint!
So please don't just sit there and pout
With knuckles tucked under your snout
Just wipe up your drool
And don't be a fool
And squeal as you wend your way out.
ke?
It's jules out of drag
they're a strange bunch. what do all those words mean?
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
lightbulb
2006-04-24 06:59:03 UTC
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Pumba, you pig-headed creature
Stick around and I might just teach ya
How to compose
A limerick prose
If not, then get back to Kay'litcha

--
Lightbulb
* Kayalitcha - rural suburb in Cape Town, South Africa
Neryl Chyphes
2006-04-24 07:14:55 UTC
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Post by lightbulb
Pumba, you pig-headed creature
Stick around and I might just teach ya
How to compose
A limerick prose
If not, then get back to Kay'litcha
--
Lightbulb
* Kayalitcha - rural suburb in Cape Town, South Africa
Pumba, much kill-filed dull troll
Is humour-impaired and not droll
You responded to him
A mistake by your whim
Just keep him right out of Transvaal
ur_droll
2006-04-24 10:16:07 UTC
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Post by Neryl Chyphes
Post by lightbulb
Pumba, you pig-headed creature
Stick around and I might just teach ya
How to compose
A limerick prose
If not, then get back to Kay'litcha
--
Lightbulb
* Kayalitcha - rural suburb in Cape Town, South Africa
Pumba, much kill-filed dull troll
Is humour-impaired and not droll
You responded to him
A mistake by your whim
Just keep him right out of Transvaal
"transvaal"... Are all fagots south african?
Neryl Chyphes
2006-04-24 11:11:32 UTC
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Post by ur_droll
Post by Neryl Chyphes
Post by lightbulb
Pumba, you pig-headed creature
Stick around and I might just teach ya
How to compose
A limerick prose
If not, then get back to Kay'litcha
--
Lightbulb
* Kayalitcha - rural suburb in Cape Town, South Africa
Pumba, much kill-filed dull troll
Is humour-impaired and not droll
You responded to him
A mistake by your whim
Just keep him right out of Transvaal
"transvaal"... Are all fagots south african?
The New Zealander can't spell faggot
In his country all sheep look so hot
But when his urge takes control
He'll be right in that hole,
An animal lover more often than not!
ur_droll
2006-04-24 11:22:54 UTC
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Post by Neryl Chyphes
Post by ur_droll
Post by Neryl Chyphes
Post by lightbulb
Pumba, you pig-headed creature
Stick around and I might just teach ya
How to compose
A limerick prose
If not, then get back to Kay'litcha
--
Lightbulb
* Kayalitcha - rural suburb in Cape Town, South Africa
Pumba, much kill-filed dull troll
Is humour-impaired and not droll
You responded to him
A mistake by your whim
Just keep him right out of Transvaal
"transvaal"... Are all fagots south african?
The New Zealander can't spell faggot
In his country all sheep look so hot
But when his urge takes control
He'll be right in that hole,
An animal lover more often than not!
You boys been fucking with tiddy far too much. Do you have anything
tasteless or shocking or even witty?
Neryl Chyphes
2006-04-24 12:00:59 UTC
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Post by ur_droll
Post by Neryl Chyphes
Post by ur_droll
Post by Neryl Chyphes
Post by lightbulb
Pumba, you pig-headed creature
Stick around and I might just teach ya
How to compose
A limerick prose
If not, then get back to Kay'litcha
--
Lightbulb
* Kayalitcha - rural suburb in Cape Town, South Africa
Pumba, much kill-filed dull troll
Is humour-impaired and not droll
You responded to him
A mistake by your whim
Just keep him right out of Transvaal
"transvaal"... Are all fagots south african?
The New Zealander can't spell faggot
In his country all sheep look so hot
But when his urge takes control
He'll be right in that hole,
An animal lover more often than not!
You boys been fucking with tiddy far too much. Do you have anything
tasteless or shocking or even witty?
Limericks take brains you dumb fool
But in your case you thought it was cool
You chose to be crass
And a pain in the ass
Your parents were spot on when they feared what a defective cretin you would develop into.

PS: Kill-filed!
ur_droll
2006-04-24 12:22:15 UTC
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Post by ur_droll
Post by Neryl Chyphes
Post by ur_droll
Post by Neryl Chyphes
Post by lightbulb
Pumba, you pig-headed creature
Stick around and I might just teach ya
How to compose
A limerick prose
If not, then get back to Kay'litcha
--
Lightbulb
* Kayalitcha - rural suburb in Cape Town, South Africa
Pumba, much kill-filed dull troll
Is humour-impaired and not droll
You responded to him
A mistake by your whim
Just keep him right out of Transvaal
"transvaal"... Are all fagots south african?
The New Zealander can't spell faggot
In his country all sheep look so hot
But when his urge takes control
He'll be right in that hole,
An animal lover more often than not!
You boys been fucking with tiddy far too much. Do you have anything
tasteless or shocking or even witty?
Limericks take brains you dumb fool
But in your case you thought it was cool
You chose to be crass
And a pain in the ass
Your parents were spot on when they feared what a defective cretin you would develop into.
PS: Kill-filed!
I win
Pumba
2006-04-24 14:35:36 UTC
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I win
but you kill-filed me, pussy.

I WIN!

:-D
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Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
ur_droll
2006-04-24 19:57:44 UTC
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Post by Pumba
I win
but you kill-filed me, pussy.
I WIN!
:-D
I only teased you so yer'd think ya won... so I tricked you and won
Pumba
2006-04-25 17:59:26 UTC
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Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
I win
but you kill-filed me, pussy.
I WIN!
:-D
I only teased you so yer'd think ya won... so I tricked you and won
yes, you did.

pussy.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
ur_droll
2006-04-25 18:14:42 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
I win
but you kill-filed me, pussy.
I WIN!
:-D
I only teased you so yer'd think ya won... so I tricked you and won
yes, you did.
pussy.
Eat me
Pumba
2006-04-26 08:19:11 UTC
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Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
I win
but you kill-filed me, pussy.
I WIN!
:-D
I only teased you so yer'd think ya won... so I tricked you and won
yes, you did.
pussy.
Eat me
i bet you taste just like chicken.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
ur_droll
2006-04-26 10:54:44 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
I win
but you kill-filed me, pussy.
I WIN!
:-D
I only teased you so yer'd think ya won... so I tricked you and won
yes, you did.
pussy.
Eat me
i bet you taste just like chicken.
Wring its neck and see
Pumba
2006-04-26 11:04:48 UTC
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Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
I win
but you kill-filed me, pussy.
I WIN!
:-D
I only teased you so yer'd think ya won... so I tricked you and won
yes, you did.
pussy.
Eat me
i bet you taste just like chicken.
Wring its neck and see
if you say so, my fine feathered friend.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
ur_droll
2006-04-27 08:46:19 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
I win
but you kill-filed me, pussy.
I WIN!
:-D
I only teased you so yer'd think ya won... so I tricked you and won
yes, you did.
pussy.
Eat me
i bet you taste just like chicken.
Wring its neck and see
if you say so, my fine feathered friend.
Fill yer mouth with feathers
Pumba
2006-04-27 18:01:55 UTC
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Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
Post by ur_droll
Post by Pumba
I win
but you kill-filed me, pussy.
I WIN!
:-D
I only teased you so yer'd think ya won... so I tricked you and won
yes, you did.
pussy.
Eat me
i bet you taste just like chicken.
Wring its neck and see
if you say so, my fine feathered friend.
Fill yer mouth with feathers
go pluck yourself.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
John Miller
2006-04-27 20:17:40 UTC
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Pumba wrote:
[Who cares? SNIP]
Post by Pumba
go pluck yourself.
I see that this creature still wallows
In ditches and mudflats and shallows
And, yes, AJL,
Where I have heard tell
That after a blowjob, he swallows
--
HARDSOFT (John Miller)
http://www.neto.com/hardsoft
Cybe R. Wizard
2006-04-28 04:10:59 UTC
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On Thu, 27 Apr 2006 15:17:40 -0500
Post by John Miller
[Who cares? SNIP]
Post by Pumba
go pluck yourself.
I see that this creature still wallows
In ditches and mudflats and shallows
And, yes, AJL,
Where I have heard tell
That after a blowjob, he swallows
You know, I /have/ seen that type. He
must have come straight from his diapie.
He's unkempt and uncouth,
a despicable youth,
cause after he eats he won't wipe me.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Unofficial "Wizard of Odds," A.H.P.
Original PORG "Water Wizard," R.P.
"Wize(ned) Wizard," A.P.F-P-Y.
Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L
Pumba
2006-04-28 11:10:03 UTC
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Post by John Miller
[Who cares? SNIP]
Post by Pumba
go pluck yourself.
I see that this creature still wallows
In ditches and mudflats and shallows
And, yes, AJL,
Where I have heard tell
That after a blowjob, he swallows
huh?
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
ur_droll
2006-04-29 03:06:40 UTC
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Post by John Miller
[Who cares? SNIP]
Post by Pumba
go pluck yourself.
I see that this creature still wallows
In ditches and mudflats and shallows
And, yes, AJL,
Where I have heard tell
That after a blowjob, he swallows
huh?
Wipe the cum shot outta yer eyes

Pumba
2006-04-24 14:34:53 UTC
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Post by Neryl Chyphes
PS: Kill-filed!
PPS: you're a pussy.
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Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
Pumba
2006-04-24 14:33:48 UTC
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Post by Neryl Chyphes
The New Zealander can't spell faggot
In his country all sheep look so hot
But when his urge takes control
He'll be right in that hole,
An animal lover more often than not!
you seem to be suffering from something.

you're very strange.

try talking normally.

is it tourettes?
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
Pumba
2006-04-24 14:30:33 UTC
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Post by ur_droll
Post by Neryl Chyphes
Post by lightbulb
Pumba, you pig-headed creature
Stick around and I might just teach ya
How to compose
A limerick prose
If not, then get back to Kay'litcha
--
Lightbulb
* Kayalitcha - rural suburb in Cape Town, South Africa
Pumba, much kill-filed dull troll
Is humour-impaired and not droll
You responded to him
A mistake by your whim
Just keep him right out of Transvaal
"transvaal"... Are all fagots south african?
there is no Transvaal in South Africa.

he must be thinking of some other place.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
Pumba
2006-04-24 14:28:03 UTC
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Post by Neryl Chyphes
Post by lightbulb
Pumba, you pig-headed creature
Stick around and I might just teach ya
How to compose
A limerick prose
If not, then get back to Kay'litcha
--
Lightbulb
* Kayalitcha - rural suburb in Cape Town, South Africa
Pumba, much kill-filed dull troll
Is humour-impaired and not droll
You responded to him
A mistake by your whim
Just keep him right out of Transvaal
The Transvaal?

no such place. what are you talking about?
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
Pumba
2006-04-24 14:23:46 UTC
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Post by lightbulb
Pumba, you pig-headed creature
Stick around and I might just teach ya
How to compose
A limerick prose
If not, then get back to Kay'litcha
i'm white. i don't live in a black shanty township.
Post by lightbulb
--
Lightbulb
* Kayalitcha - rural suburb in Cape Town, South Africa
it's not rural. there's not even a single tree surviving there because the
kaffirs chop down every piece of twig they can find to burn.

when they have completely run out of trees to chop down for firewood, they
maraud around for more. and only once they have successfully denuded the
countryside in a 20km radius, do they resort to buying paraffin for stoves
which regularly explode burning down the entire camp plus people plus
animals plus what have you.

it's a garbage heap masquerading as a place to live.

you'd love it.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
Pumba
2006-04-21 04:23:24 UTC
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Post by Pumba
in case of emergency, break glass.
wow! that was funny indeed!
i'm a genious!
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
Douglas D. Anderson
2006-04-20 21:05:28 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by BigDaddy
Post by Pumba
Post by David
Post by Pumba
are you out of your frigging little mind?
What mind? Never mind!
whose mind?
Arguing with your reflection in the mirror as usual?
in case of emergency, break glass.
Emerge and see: What the groundhog does each spring.
Simon Key
2006-04-20 18:29:59 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by David
Post by Pumba
are you out of your frigging little mind?
What mind? Never mind!
whose mind?
FISH!!!!
--
Simon Key

s/berk/sjk for my real address
Pumba
2006-04-21 04:23:48 UTC
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Post by Simon Key
Post by Pumba
Post by David
Post by Pumba
are you out of your frigging little mind?
What mind? Never mind!
whose mind?
FISH!!!!
fish don't have minds.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
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