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2004-01-17 23:56:27 UTC
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


When cheese gets its picture taken, what does
it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?


Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through
G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that selling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Tim Jones
2004-01-19 14:09:53 UTC
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
no... dizzy
Post by KenFuny
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
because they would be Holles
Post by KenFuny
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I dunno
Post by KenFuny
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does
it say?
Nothing... Cheese can't talk
Post by KenFuny
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
or 22 twoty two, or 33 threety three
Post by KenFuny
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Probably
Post by KenFuny
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Little spoons and forks
Post by KenFuny
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
To help us
Post by KenFuny
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
The same... It doesnt go any slower, just further
Post by KenFuny
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through
G?
They didnt work
Post by KenFuny
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that selling it backwards
is Naive?
I guess so
Post by KenFuny
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
No... the fifth doesn't have it

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