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This is the current no.1 joke/story at http://www.rarelydone.co.uk/

There was an englishman, an irishman and a scotsman and they were all out
for a walk together when they saw a sign on the edge of a cliff. the sign
said 'whatever you shout when you jump off this cliff, you will land in it'.
So they all decided to have a go. The Englishman jumped off and shouted
'five hundred billion pound notes' and landed in them. The Scotsman jumped
and shouted '200 gallons of scotch whisky' and landed in it. The Irishman
did not notice that his shoes were untied and ran towards the edge. Just as
he got to the edge he fell over his laces, stumbled over the cliff head
first and shouted 'OH SHIT!!'

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Post by A_Dead_Parrot
This is the current no.1 joke/story at http://www.rarelydone.co.uk/
There was an englishman, an irishman and a scotsman and they were all out
for a walk together when they saw a sign on the edge of a cliff. the sign
said 'whatever you shout when you jump off this cliff, you will land in it'.

So you didn't need to go any further. Son, if that's your No.1 then
the whole sorry site is what Paddy landed in.

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